Renew My Faith

Last week I went to a friend house for a week. One thing that I found out that these people hated staying home. Get in long enough to go to the bathroom and out the door again. Can’t sit down and rest for nothing until they got a new computer. Then it was hard to get them out of the house. Which is a good thing.

What is the surprising news is that for the first time in my 27 year history. I drink 4 beers and ate an entire thing of hot wings. This is one thing I have never done. I do not eat things with bones. It freaks me out but I plowed through these wings like I have been doing it for years. After the beers and trips to bathroom, the wings with blue cheese I was only a tad buzzed. It let me loosen up which is great.

Though when I got back, my computer started to act up. I touched my tower and the power supply decided to go ape shit. I had to replace it with one that I had in storage. It works fine but I still need a new one.

Mother was going to buy me a computer whens he got her income tax but the people who did her taxes in 2007 fucked up and filed twice that now the IRS wants mother to pay in this year. I think this is wrong because the tax return place messed up not mother. They should be paying to fix their mess. So I will have to save up more money and hope I can find one for cheep. There is a computer for $398 without a monitor that looks good.

Today I had my ISP come out to check my net connection because it was slugging along and not being able to receive a signal from them. The ISP technician changed out the splitter and a wire outside because it had water. Now my net is running good as ever.

Thats about it for the past week. Hopefully nothing bad happens again. People always tell me to look towards the future, be optimistic and things will get better. Only thing I say to this, we are born to die.

Yesterday I was set free from my kidnapping. Some of the days were a blur and meshed together. I will give a summary to the best I can of my stay. I may have mixed around details of what happened on what day but these things did happen. I hope. . . blue or red pill.. ahhhh

Day 1 was very uneventful. I was taking to the hideout of the kidnappers. Very warm house in a good neighborhood. We played some Rock Band Legends of Rock. For my first time playing this game I did very well. Though someone kept setting a car on fire and I only got like 75 bucks for my concert shows. I could not get past the 7th set. The songs with Disturbed, so I skipped that part and watched some tv before laying down to sleep on the sofa.

Day 2 was ok. We went to Sonics for breakfast. Mmmm breakfast Burrito. We dropped one kidnapper off at work as the other one and myself drove around to his fathers house to pick up some items we were going to sell. About this time it was ready for lunch and good ole taco bell was open to ease our hunger. At least the kidnappers are feeding me decent. Though the slow torture of cholesterol might get me. We came home and for the most part just clowned around and watched tv. I got an itch to finish up the Rock Band game. After a few attempts I was able to get past the part and down to Hell I went. I quickly made work of the 3 songs required and what should I find but the devil himself ready to battle me. I road over the devil like he was not even there. I tore up the keys getting a 209 in a row before I made one mistake. The devil made have went down to Georgia but he go this ass kicked back to hell. I found it interesting that I could not beat slash at all but destroyed the devil easily. Could of just been the song that was playing. One of the kidnappers pointed it out to me that I did very well on songs that I liked and on the ones I didn’t I made more mistakes.

I went back after I beat the devil and finished up the kidnappers saved part. Again, I destroyed the devil in my first attempt. I did ok on the ending song. The Dragonforce one. It was not being rated so after the second time beating the game I just listening to the song instead of playing it.

We decided to get some gas before we picked up the female kidnapper. After pumping some gas I noticed something on top of the gas pump.

I believe that you keep your religious beliefs to yourself. You do preach or proselytize outside your home or church. Definitely do not indoctrinate children. I am open to new ideas but bullshit is bullshit no matter how much spin you put on it. I am not sure if this is a Poe or not but if this cd is real then someone is smoking some crack. “If anyone wants a copy just let me know.”

I kind of left off the gas cap so we had to back up so I can put it back on. Oppsie. We picked up the female kidnapper and stopped off over at CiCi’s Pizza. Had a good pizza meal and some conversation. We let our full bellies rest and played some arcade games they had there before eating another slice or two. After this, we just headed home and talked for a bit before we went to bed.

Day 3 I thought was going to be uneventful.

We drove down to a car show to sell some rags. The flier said that vendors can setup for free but they wanted to charge 45 dollars so we left. After this we headed to a few stores. Mike’s Warehouse where I found a few movies I should of bought for a good price but did not. We left Mike’s and drove for about an hour to a store called Little Lots. Shopped their for a few hours before heading home.

We stopped off at a Dollar General store to pick up some items but upon leaving the store I found a penny. Though this is just not some ordinary penny. If you remember seeing some CiCi’s commercial on tv lately about them dropping pennies on sidewalks and get a free buffet if you find one.

I found one. I did not turn it in but gave it to the kidnappers cause I was not going to CiCi’s before the due date.

Day 4 we had planned to get up very early and set up at a large market to sell some items. Did not go as planned for when we got up we had to rush to get all the items into the house before all the boxes were soaked. It was pouring out. Our trip was canceled but I was relieved cause I was tired and wanted to go back to bed. So today we slept in till noon. It was raining off and on so we did not get much done. The rain stopped for a few so we headed down to play some slots at a few casinos. I am a very conservative person towards myself but liberal in ideals and liberties. Hard mesh to go through since I consider myself a moderate person. Mouth full uh? I don’t mind gambling but I do not like to gamble with my own money. Although since I was gambling with their money I had a little bit of fun. I walked away with above of what they gave me. I wanted to head home around 10pm but the male kidnapper kept dragging us to another casino. After a bit of more fun we finally left and creaked into the house around midnight.

Day 5 was jammed packed full of driving. We drove over to another town and visited a few malls. Jammed packed but we were able to manage ourselves in the onslaught. We had lunch as a place called Bison’s in the Mall. I had some BBQ Nachos that was damn tasty. Though either the cooks or the waiter kept messing up our order so we got a few things for free.

First place after lunch we went to was the arcade. Come on who can pass up the arcade? We won about 1300 tickets so we got a small soccer ball, some cat bobble head doll and some fury little creature known as a gremlin. I be sure not to feed him after midnight. -evil grin-

We walked around a bit. I went into Hot Topic to find anything interesting when the girl behind the counter squealed and asked where I got the gremlin. I finished up my browsing and we all decided to go to another mall that was in that area as well. This mall was suppose to be fancier but all I think they meant was same items just more expensive. We quickly left this mall because their was nothing of interest to us.

Instead of heading straight home we drove to a Super Target. I decided to spend some of my money and I bought Hellboy 2 for 10 dollars and Underworld 1 & 2 in a Combo deal for 10 dollars. I found a few other items I wanted but I decided to save my money.

Very fun day but we were all beat from that walking so we headed home.

Day 6 is the day I was released. It was a fun kidnapping and another one will take place in a few months. Maybe this time it will be over a single girls house. -bats eyelashes-

Yesterday I went with my mother to Wal-Mart to pick up some items. I got a new plastic basket to hold my movies in. Speaking of movies I got a $5 movie, The Musketeer. As my mother and I were getting ready to check out, I saw someone from a distance I thought had moved to Florida several years back. They got in line ahead of us and the guy looked at me and said my name. Made small talk a bit. I am not sure if his wife remembers me but wow she got big but still decent. Few more lines of small talk before my mother and I went to car to get some food.

Mmmm Taco Bell. We got home and ate. My sister came over with Little Jacob and Gage. I let Gage play Call of Duty 1 & 2. He really plays well for an 11-year-old. He likes head shots.

I spied with my little eye three bunny’s traveling along my desk.  I stalk my prey as they pray.  Moving along they hear the creaking screech of my howl. I pounce, they run, I find and they shall parish.  I move quickly gaining upon them.  Fiercely I rip into one.  Oh La La..  A nakie Bunny.

I took my time salivating over my prize. Soon oh soon I will have you all. The time had come as they struggled. My prize. I will not be denied.

With one last final effort.  I devour my prize.  Oh my wonderful prize.  They scream with all their helpless effort.

I will find you all.  All of you will become my precious prize.

Day two was easier watching the mighty dragon drool-a-lot for the grandmother of defense was on hand to help. My mother helped out a lot and really soothed the beast. Rampaging around he passed up the oven mitt of holding and went straight for the giraffe of power. He received this gift from my mother, oh the horror she betrayed me.

I was able to hold this power off with a graham cracker.  I was safe for the time being.  Sadly the grahm cracker was quickly stuffed into his mouth.  The terror was released and he rampaged around the house.  The cat tried to run but was quickly over taken.  Her defense was up and she bit but not hard so the mighty dragon drool-a-lot was not harmed.  The mighty dragon grew tired and eventually fell asleep.

The house was quite for hours and I was able to clean the rampage the mighty dragon did earlier in the day.  He awoke quietly and wanted to be picked up and carried for a bit before he wanted down to play. He is still teething and cried a bit. I printed off a picture of his mother and father so he could carry it around. It held him off for a bit until his father came and picked him up and the mighty dragon drool-a-lot waved goodbye.

Stay tuned for tomorrows episode.

Yesterday evening my mothers preacher called me and invited me to a breakfast that my mothers church was having for friendship day. Now if you do not know me well or just don’t care to. I am an atheist. I do not believe in superstition, zeus, thor, shiva, leprechauns, fairies, any other god or other magical fairy tells. I believe a church is just a building same as a post office is just another building. My mother wishes I would go to her church and I bet the church does as well to fill their kofers.

I am for one do not turn down free food. Before we went to her church we stopped at Wal-Mart to get some Orajel for my wisdom teeth and pick up some doughnuts. We also ran into my sisters boyfriends parents in the parking lot, so we talked to them. We headed to the church and when we were pulling into the parking lot, The Fight Song by Marilyn Manson came on over my ipod. I thought it was befitting the occasion. The breakfast was uneventful. No, I did not lower my head when they prayed over their food and that was the only mention of imaginary friends as well.

I have been to her church a few times but I got tired of hearing the bullshit lies and delusional stories so I stopped going. They are good people I think. Somewhat misguided, deluded and delusional. Who isn’t right? The entire trip was very uneventful. I did talk to two people about Guild Wars. They use to play but not anymore. Guild Wars does get boring, especially with no content updates.  Though the update in April is suppose to pack some of this stuff.  Hopefully I will not be disappointed.

That was my morning.  What did you to this morning?

I found another victim.

This choclate bunny did it’s best to run.  It was still no match for my teeth.

My sister came over today and I helped her watch my 17-month-old nephew while we did some work in the yard.

It was fun.  I chased my nephew around the yard.  We had an awesome battle.  Me a fierce warrior, him the dragon drool-a-lot.  The battle was intense.  A thrust here, a dodge there, a powerful whirlwind and a mightly ending blow.  The battle raged but at last the mighty dragon drool-a-lot was quited by his weakness for………… cookies.

I went and got a haircut today. I had decent set of hair too.

My sister also came over today and cleaned out the flower bed.  Her friend from growing up came over.  Sarah is her name.  She came over with her daugter.  We have known Sarah for ages and I consider her another sister.  Cool uh?  Well my sister left and got some flower bed stuff and she braught me back an Arby’s Melt and curly fries.  mmm yum, that was nice of her.

I enjoy peeps so I picked this guy up at a store near my home. After a few minutes of it going ahhh no don’t eat me…

Sadly for it, I was unswayed by it’s arguments…

For some reason I have been watching more anime as of late. I typically watch Naruto/Bleach with a few random ones in between waiting. I just finished Shikabane Hime on Hulu. Very interesting anime to say the lease. Can’t wait for more episodes.

I also was able to get a copy of Gasaraki. From the same guy who made Gender Blue. I enjoy a good Mech series as anyone. So while I sit here and eat my peanut butter “salmonella free” & jelly sandwich I shall enjoy Gasaraki.

A computer tech support shop opened up some months ago down town. I have been looking for a job for some time now. Even in this dwindling economy. My mother went up there and asked without my knowledge if they had a job opening. Sadly they don’t but they did tell her for me to make out a resume. I did even though it is extremely short. I don’t think browsing news sites like reddit/digg or looking at lolcat pics as a job. For a lot of people would be millionaires by now. HarHar. That happened a few days ago but on to this morning.

I spent most of my morning of course checking email, looking on reddit, digg and other news sources. Checked my game buddies and then decided to read part of my God Delusion by Richard Dawkins a bit before my mother got a call about her medicine, apparently it was an interview to see how her medicine was treating her.

I started making myself breakfast while she was talking. Eggs in a basket. Very yummy, especially with jam. I learned about these yummy things by watching the movie V for Vendetta. Which I recommend you watch if you get the time.

It looks like I am rambling a bit here but I picked up a hard cover copy of Confessor by Terry Goodking for $8.00 on amazon. This is the last installment of the Sword of Truth series. A series I do recommend to my friends to pick up and read. I have yet begin reading this because I am focusing on the God Delusion. I still have yet to finish The Art of War and other books but I will get to them as soon as I can.

Well I’m done with this post but I may write more later.

My nephew’s dad came over and bought  me some Wendy’s chili.  It was very delicious and makes me want to go get some of my own soon.  For some reason over the past few months I have been eating more and more soup, stew and chowders.  Tastes bud’s do change after all.