Renew My Faith

Yesterday I was set free from my kidnapping. Some of the days were a blur and meshed together. I will give a summary to the best I can of my stay. I may have mixed around details of what happened on what day but these things did happen. I hope. . . blue or red pill.. ahhhh

Day 1 was very uneventful. I was taking to the hideout of the kidnappers. Very warm house in a good neighborhood. We played some Rock Band Legends of Rock. For my first time playing this game I did very well. Though someone kept setting a car on fire and I only got like 75 bucks for my concert shows. I could not get past the 7th set. The songs with Disturbed, so I skipped that part and watched some tv before laying down to sleep on the sofa.

Day 2 was ok. We went to Sonics for breakfast. Mmmm breakfast Burrito. We dropped one kidnapper off at work as the other one and myself drove around to his fathers house to pick up some items we were going to sell. About this time it was ready for lunch and good ole taco bell was open to ease our hunger. At least the kidnappers are feeding me decent. Though the slow torture of cholesterol might get me. We came home and for the most part just clowned around and watched tv. I got an itch to finish up the Rock Band game. After a few attempts I was able to get past the part and down to Hell I went. I quickly made work of the 3 songs required and what should I find but the devil himself ready to battle me. I road over the devil like he was not even there. I tore up the keys getting a 209 in a row before I made one mistake. The devil made have went down to Georgia but he go this ass kicked back to hell. I found it interesting that I could not beat slash at all but destroyed the devil easily. Could of just been the song that was playing. One of the kidnappers pointed it out to me that I did very well on songs that I liked and on the ones I didn’t I made more mistakes.

I went back after I beat the devil and finished up the kidnappers saved part. Again, I destroyed the devil in my first attempt. I did ok on the ending song. The Dragonforce one. It was not being rated so after the second time beating the game I just listening to the song instead of playing it.

We decided to get some gas before we picked up the female kidnapper. After pumping some gas I noticed something on top of the gas pump.

I believe that you keep your religious beliefs to yourself. You do preach or proselytize outside your home or church. Definitely do not indoctrinate children. I am open to new ideas but bullshit is bullshit no matter how much spin you put on it. I am not sure if this is a Poe or not but if this cd is real then someone is smoking some crack. “If anyone wants a copy just let me know.”

I kind of left off the gas cap so we had to back up so I can put it back on. Oppsie. We picked up the female kidnapper and stopped off over at CiCi’s Pizza. Had a good pizza meal and some conversation. We let our full bellies rest and played some arcade games they had there before eating another slice or two. After this, we just headed home and talked for a bit before we went to bed.

Day 3 I thought was going to be uneventful.

We drove down to a car show to sell some rags. The flier said that vendors can setup for free but they wanted to charge 45 dollars so we left. After this we headed to a few stores. Mike’s Warehouse where I found a few movies I should of bought for a good price but did not. We left Mike’s and drove for about an hour to a store called Little Lots. Shopped their for a few hours before heading home.

We stopped off at a Dollar General store to pick up some items but upon leaving the store I found a penny. Though this is just not some ordinary penny. If you remember seeing some CiCi’s commercial on tv lately about them dropping pennies on sidewalks and get a free buffet if you find one.

I found one. I did not turn it in but gave it to the kidnappers cause I was not going to CiCi’s before the due date.

Day 4 we had planned to get up very early and set up at a large market to sell some items. Did not go as planned for when we got up we had to rush to get all the items into the house before all the boxes were soaked. It was pouring out. Our trip was canceled but I was relieved cause I was tired and wanted to go back to bed. So today we slept in till noon. It was raining off and on so we did not get much done. The rain stopped for a few so we headed down to play some slots at a few casinos. I am a very conservative person towards myself but liberal in ideals and liberties. Hard mesh to go through since I consider myself a moderate person. Mouth full uh? I don’t mind gambling but I do not like to gamble with my own money. Although since I was gambling with their money I had a little bit of fun. I walked away with above of what they gave me. I wanted to head home around 10pm but the male kidnapper kept dragging us to another casino. After a bit of more fun we finally left and creaked into the house around midnight.

Day 5 was jammed packed full of driving. We drove over to another town and visited a few malls. Jammed packed but we were able to manage ourselves in the onslaught. We had lunch as a place called Bison’s in the Mall. I had some BBQ Nachos that was damn tasty. Though either the cooks or the waiter kept messing up our order so we got a few things for free.

First place after lunch we went to was the arcade. Come on who can pass up the arcade? We won about 1300 tickets so we got a small soccer ball, some cat bobble head doll and some fury little creature known as a gremlin. I be sure not to feed him after midnight. -evil grin-

We walked around a bit. I went into Hot Topic to find anything interesting when the girl behind the counter squealed and asked where I got the gremlin. I finished up my browsing and we all decided to go to another mall that was in that area as well. This mall was suppose to be fancier but all I think they meant was same items just more expensive. We quickly left this mall because their was nothing of interest to us.

Instead of heading straight home we drove to a Super Target. I decided to spend some of my money and I bought Hellboy 2 for 10 dollars and Underworld 1 & 2 in a Combo deal for 10 dollars. I found a few other items I wanted but I decided to save my money.

Very fun day but we were all beat from that walking so we headed home.

Day 6 is the day I was released. It was a fun kidnapping and another one will take place in a few months. Maybe this time it will be over a single girls house. -bats eyelashes-

My mother had to work today so I had the mighty dragon drool-a-lot all to myself today.  It was a interesting clash for the most part.  He only whined a bit when his tooth was hurting. We watched Toy Story 2 twice, in a row. I got very bored of that movie and before he started to fall asleep I put in Doom the movie. Decent movie and underrated. I watched the movie while the little one slept in my arms. For near two hours he slept quietly and only turned a bit. By the time he awoke I had to use the restroom. So quickly I gave him his lunch.

I restarted the Doom movie again while the little one terrorized the house. The cat escaping outside. I was able to confine this little dragon to the living room. Though on a few occasions he escaped into my room. Though the most horrifying thing he did was use his growing teeth to chew through the joystick on the ps2 controller. He was happy enough to travel around the house while holding the controller. We checked the mail with nothing but stupid advertisements in it.

The little one moved from resting on my lap to running around the room until his father came and picked him up. I will not be taking care of him tomorrow for his father is off work that day.

So a day off then.

The place where my sister works has cut 3rd shift. They moved my sister to 1st shift. The time she usually watches Jacob until his dad come home from work. So for the next week until my sister gets a babysitter we will be helping her. So I will be watching my nephew from about 8:00am – 4:30pm.

The first day of battle was intense.

I was woke up with pounding steps from the living room. The mighty dragon drool-a-lot is teething. So in between fierce battling of control of items stationed around the house and the crying, the battling was intense. After a few hours of intense gimmie that and teething crying, the mighty dragon was tired and felt like taking a nap on my chest for an hour. I put him on the couch to rest but after 30 minutes on the couch he awoke with a crying roar and rolled off onto the floor. I still being the kind uncle and knight. I picked him up and held him for another 10 minute power nap.

After he awoke and wanted to stay awake I made him some lunch.

We watched one movie before he took his nap.  The Fox and the Hound and after that the Toy Story 2.

If you noticed he has a oven mitt on his hand.  This awesome power glove was key to his fight.  Thankfully I was able to counter it with cinnamon cookie snacks.

The mighty dragon drool-a-lot played for a bit before his teething started to bother him again.  It got so bad that he was crying contently.  He really wanted his mother.  He would go to a picture of her and just stand there pointing and cry.  After I had my lunch of peanut butter toast with the dragon stealing a bite or two.  He laid down reluctantly and took another nap. He only stirred every now and again. I rubbed his cheek and jaw to sooth him. It quieted him down long enough for his mother to finally pull up. He was very delighted to see his mother that he jumped into her arms from mine.

I spent the next few moments to pick up his rampage and fix myself a snack to post this battle report.  I have another week or so of this.

A computer tech support shop opened up some months ago down town. I have been looking for a job for some time now. Even in this dwindling economy. My mother went up there and asked without my knowledge if they had a job opening. Sadly they don’t but they did tell her for me to make out a resume. I did even though it is extremely short. I don’t think browsing news sites like reddit/digg or looking at lolcat pics as a job. For a lot of people would be millionaires by now. HarHar. That happened a few days ago but on to this morning.

I spent most of my morning of course checking email, looking on reddit, digg and other news sources. Checked my game buddies and then decided to read part of my God Delusion by Richard Dawkins a bit before my mother got a call about her medicine, apparently it was an interview to see how her medicine was treating her.

I started making myself breakfast while she was talking. Eggs in a basket. Very yummy, especially with jam. I learned about these yummy things by watching the movie V for Vendetta. Which I recommend you watch if you get the time.

It looks like I am rambling a bit here but I picked up a hard cover copy of Confessor by Terry Goodking for $8.00 on amazon. This is the last installment of the Sword of Truth series. A series I do recommend to my friends to pick up and read. I have yet begin reading this because I am focusing on the God Delusion. I still have yet to finish The Art of War and other books but I will get to them as soon as I can.

Well I’m done with this post but I may write more later.